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Plato's illegitimate bastard son's 9th cousin
3 June
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Ingredients: Carbon, Water, Chile, Lager Beer, 274 Photo Finishes, Abraxas by Carlos Santana, Tequila, The Number 32, Sex, Objectivism, Natural Seasoning.

No Artificial Colors or Flavors.

Store in a warm dry place. Avoid temperatures below 68 degrees. Do not expose to Racists or Close Minded people.

WARNING: Pregnant Women and Children under the age of 18, consult physician prior to interface. In case of skin contact, apply liberal amounts of warm soapy water to affected area. Discontinue use if irritation continues.